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ncs podcast episode 4: Were back!/lil' bitch

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:57:00 +0000

its the return of the podcast and this week we compleatly ignore the podcast stucture and have fun!

download it now!(or die) mediafire - http://www.mediafire.com/?tbmn0yn02dm

EA Boycotts

noreply@blogger.com (rob) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:28:00 +0000

EA MAKES GOOD! EA DROP WEAPON PACKAGES... WOOT!

but thats not all, if your in the US this doesnt matter, well unless you want to help us brits?
Rock Band is like guitar hero, except its a full band (drums, mic, bass, guitar) the US already have their Rock Band goodness on the 23rd march, Rock Band commeth, for £180 freakin quid! AKA $340 , when in america it was only about $200 AKA £90! So what if we get 9 exclusive songs that the US dont get, double the price for 9 songs? Great!

So... what do you think about this?

Can't Watch This - Luke C.

noreply@blogger.com (NCSLUKE) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:21:00 +0000

Cant watch this X 4

My TV makes me so bored.
Makes me say “oh my lord”
Where are, my favourite movies.
With doctor who played by John Cleese.
It’s crap, and that’s no lie,
About as much fun as watching paint dry.
I get bored, and itch my crotch
And that’s the reason, i can’t watch.
I told you homeboy...I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man...I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control...I can't watch this

300, no one knows
Why it’s been replaced with these shit shows
The size of, those cream pies
Theres so many its blows my mind
A crazy man, throws em off the roof
To show everyone that their is proof
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch

Terminator 4: Erection Day, from the life of Rob

noreply@blogger.com (NCSLUKE) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:18:00 +0000

As i awoke from my deep sleep, i knew something was wrong...

I heard screaming outside....i knew at that point that it must have come early....what do i do? the machines were coming....

Rob's enormous penis *cough* 2 inch *cough* stood tall *cough* small *cough*
At that point, he opened my door...a gun in hand, his metal limbs could be seen between the rips in his flesh.
"I am the Xv830 Terminator model...you must be terminated"
"Stop!" i shouted...
"why?" he replied.
"I am Luke Cheetham"
"I only know you as file BB4AG1208GNSK"
"...thats what my friends call me..."
"comedy will not help you, i have but only one weakness"
I rushed up to him...it..and i did the only thing i thought possible...kicked him in the scrotel zone..
"ahhhhhhh" he screamed.
But at that point i realised that Rob...was no Terminator...he was a shemale...
Attack his mangina! quick!....To be Continued......RIGHT NOW!
Nah im joking, im bored. :) have fun....waiting!

when nick met rob

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:47:00 +0000

coming tomorrow

Week in review

noreply@blogger.com (rob) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:45:00 +0000

UNDER CONSTRUCTION, COMPLETED ON SUNDAY (HOPEFULLY)

pigsty

noreply@blogger.com (rob) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:41:00 +0000

i travel on the motorway, travelling to see nick
i knock on the door, say hello to his mum,
i enter his room and i smell his shit,
move a sock off the seat, pee-ooh that stinks
i try to survive, soon its over, i escape, to outside

hell

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:37:00 +0000

hell is on its way, coming in his car, on the moterway.
hell is knocking on my door, my mum goes to answer it -- nooooo i shout in a dramticly
hell comes in my house, he sits down, picks up an xbox controller
hell is rob

People we have pissed off

noreply@blogger.com (rob) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:33:00 +0000

ok, ummm lets start at number 1

1) Luke
2) All movie makers
3) the people we've fired (ninja, mathew, spog, toxic waste, black steel -- all i can remember)
4) Pakistani president
5) Osama Bin Laden
6) Some random americans on XBL
7) George Bush
8) Some scottish people
9) Some irish people
10) FACT
11) FBI
12) CIA
13) Jackhmmr (aka poptart)
14) people who dont like glitching
15) chaoticPerfection
16) YOU!
17) The whole black market
18) EA
19) BBC4
20) Fox
21) CNN
22) people who glitch
23) YA MUM!
24) fat people
25) torchwood 3
26) walkers
27) joseph (and his technicoler dreamcoat)
28) God
29) peter griffin
30) al gore
31) cardif
32) golum
33) sony
34) trafic lights
35) dolphins
36) garbage men
37) bungie
38) germany
39) the stig
40) apiture science
41) companion cube
42) G.L.A.D.O.S.
43) harmonix
44) sega
45) david tennent
46) the alien from alien
47) sarcasticgamer.com
48) GOWGlitcher
49) the monkey from super monkey ball
50) las plagos (RE4)

List by nick and rob LAST UPDATED : 29th march at 4:14 am

the story of luke, page, balls and Digg by nick and rob

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:13:00 +0000

the story of luke page, balls and Digg by nick and rob (taken from shoutbox messages)

Luke: i think yo being in America isnt gona work out soz

nick: harsh luke harsh

Rob: one night stand eh? *makes sad violin noises*

nick: ...as robs sad violin music played a soft crying sound could be heard, but it was not the girl it was luke, he had been kicked... in the balls.

Rob: as he was kicked in the balls, they were raw and red bleeding, in pain he tried to say something

nick: ...he tried to speak but he sounded like rob on helium

Rob: although, he broke his voice box blood poored from the cuts and scratches in his balls and throat

nick: ...luke called the docter but when he arived it was... Da man, he took pictures and posted them online, the pictures got digg'd and luke got so angry.

Rob: luke got so angry blood poured from his swallon balls, all because of paiige

nick: meanwhile back in america page was surfing online on digg she saw the photos and flew back to the uk to...

Rob: SUCK LUKES BALLS HARDER AND CUT THEM OPEN MORE PERIOD!

nick: blood oozed from lukes balls, pages rubed the blood all over herself in a pycotic mannor...

Rob: and all over her tit disease boobies, then ip saw these new pics and shoved them on digg!

nick: nicks ending: th epics were on digg's frontpage for a few hours averyone who saw the pictures thew up instantly, but they went from the frontpage...

nick: ...when that fool who stole an xbox.. link--> http://digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON

Rob: robs ending : paige got so depressed she commited suicide, then luke took pictures of her vagina and posted them on digg!

note: Digg rules, movie coming in 2009

Army Of Two Review

noreply@blogger.com (rob) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:18:00 +0000

Hey guys, i know its been ages since i posted a review, but anyway this is my army of two review

Age Rating : 18
Publisher : EA
Developer : EA (oh great)
Platforms : 360, PS3

Now although its made entirely by EA and we all know about EA and their PERFECT understanding of 360 owners (cough cough) but they actually did something good for once, WOW
army of two is basically well, about two army soldiers.
Corporal Tyson Rios and Private First Class Elliot Salem

There are 6 Missions not including training ranging along a different timeline, from Somalia 1991 to Miami 2009. In Somalia Salem and Rios are Army Rangers on Operation Hope (training also included in this level) this is a f**kin easy level and at the end of it you get offered a job in SSC (private contracting company AKA mercs) Then you have a cutscene of Rios and Salem going through 1992 - 2001 in battles, Stopping at 2001 Afghanistan your second level begins...

Through the game you have an online co-op and a single player storyline, its exactly the same storyline except in single player you choose Rios or Salem, whereas in online co-op the host is Salem and the joining friend is Rios. Through and awesome storyline which keeps you occupied, funny speeches and funny cutscenes this turns out to be one great game, just one thing online co-op makes it so much funner, did i mention that you can even congratulate and show anger to your buddy (High-5s, headbutts etc) All in all i think EA actually made a good game for once, so go out there and buy a copy of army of two, play through the story line with an AI, split screen buddy or a online friend OR just jump straight into 2v2 online battles including save your men, kill the enemies VIP or just go in there and blow the f**k out of the other team! But the only bad things about the game is that the EU versions cant connect to American versions (bugger) and there are slight connection problems but there not very common.

All in all i give Army of Two an impressive 8/10!

site updates (8/3/08)

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 22:44:00 +0000

news: my pc has gone wrong so there may be a lack of updates for a while but i will try to update some things useing my sisters laptop

movie updates:
gremlins 2: the new batch
cloverfield(new link/fliqz)

site updates (5/3/08)

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:25:00 +0000

movie updates:
30 days of night
gremlins

tv updates:
the sarah conner chronicals

podcast episode 3: the most annoying ps3 fanboy

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:19:00 +0000

episode 3 is here with luke joining me and rob for the podcast, let the xbox 360 vs ps3 war begin!

download (.wma) - http://www.mediafire.com/?ywfvbmg3c82

site updates (29/2/08)

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:44:00 +0000

movies added:
resident evil extinction (2 parts/fliqz.com/nickscoolstuff.co.nr upload)
untraceable (2 parts/fliqz.com/nickscoolstuff.co.nr upload)

tv added
torchwood season 2 episode 8 a day in the death (3 parts/myspace)

mainframe update
3.04 --> 3.05 (site design copyright nick swan 2008)

site updates (27/2/08)

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:12:00 +0000

finaly getting back to updating the site after being in hospital

movies updated, torchwood updated, primeval updated, terminator: the sarah connor chronicals updated, mainframe updated

nicks cool stuff podcast: portal edition

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:00:00 +0000

the ncs podcast is back with episode 2 but this time weve got a portal theme going on.

including: nick (nickncs), rob (rob2251)

download(.wma/25.57 MB) - mediafire - http://www.mediafire.com/?dcfbddjmrsx

updates 8/2/08

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:04:00 +0000

tv updates:
-torchwood updated

movie updates:
-cloverfield

updates 5/2/08

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:13:00 +0000

tv updates:
-primeval season 1 fixed, season 2 alt links added, season 2 episode 4 added
-terminator: the sarah conner chronicals updated

movie updates:
-meet the spartans added

updates 3/2/08

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:56:00 +0000

tv updates:
-jekyll fixed added/fixed
-heroes season 2 added/fixed
-every episode of futurama fixed
-torchwood updated
-primeval updated
-family guy season 1 and 2 fixed

movie updates:
-i am ledgend added
-transformers added
-king kong added
-saw 4 unrated added

mainframe updates:
-multiple bugs fixed

site updates 28/1/08: out of beta edition

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:24:00 +0000

podcast update:
episode 1 added

mainframe update
out of beta(3.02) upgraded to 3.03
-podcast page/button added
-changed request a movie and request a tv show to just requests

site updates 21/1/08

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:44:00 +0000

mainframe updates:
-3.02 beta added/fixed stuff:
-widscreen pc issue fixed
-chat room button added
-fixed games
-fixed funny videos
-advertisments added (microsoft)

updates (18/1/08)

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:22:00 +0000

tv updates
fixed torchwood episodes - 1,2,3,4,5,6,8

-more updates later

site updates 17/1/08 (posted late)

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:46:00 +0000

tv updates:
torchwood series 2 episode 1 added

the sarah conner chronicals episodes 1 and 2 added

mainframe updates
build update 3.0 beta to 3.01 beta

v3.01 beta

noreply@blogger.com (nick) — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:23:00 +0000

upgraded to bulild 3.01 Beta

new features
-ban list