ncs podcast episode 4: Were back!/lil' bitch

its the return of the podcast and this week we compleatly ignore the podcast stucture and have fun!

download it now!(or die) mediafire - http://www.mediafire.com/?tbmn0yn02dm

EA Boycotts

EA MAKES GOOD! EA DROP WEAPON PACKAGES... WOOT!

but thats not all, if your in the US this doesnt matter, well unless you want to help us brits?
Rock Band is like guitar hero, except its a full band (drums, mic, bass, guitar) the US already have their Rock Band goodness on the 23rd march, Rock Band commeth, for £180 freakin quid! AKA $340 , when in america it was only about $200 AKA £90! So what if we get 9 exclusive songs that the US dont get, double the price for 9 songs? Great!

So... what do you think about this?

Can't Watch This - Luke C.

Cant watch this X 4

My TV makes me so bored.
Makes me say “oh my lord”
Where are, my favourite movies.
With doctor who played by John Cleese.
It’s crap, and that’s no lie,
About as much fun as watching paint dry.
I get bored, and itch my crotch
And that’s the reason, i can’t watch.
I told you homeboy...I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man...I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control...I can't watch this

300, no one knows
Why it’s been replaced with these shit shows
The size of, those cream pies
Theres so many its blows my mind
A crazy man, throws em off the roof
To show everyone that their is proof
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch

Terminator 4: Erection Day, from the life of Rob

As i awoke from my deep sleep, i knew something was wrong...

I heard screaming outside....i knew at that point that it must have come early....what do i do? the machines were coming....

Rob's enormous penis *cough* 2 inch *cough* stood tall *cough* small *cough*
At that point, he opened my door...a gun in hand, his metal limbs could be seen between the rips in his flesh.
"I am the Xv830 Terminator model...you must be terminated"
"Stop!" i shouted...
"why?" he replied.
"I am Luke Cheetham"
"I only know you as file BB4AG1208GNSK"
"...thats what my friends call me..."
"comedy will not help you, i have but only one weakness"
I rushed up to him...it..and i did the only thing i thought possible...kicked him in the scrotel zone..
"ahhhhhhh" he screamed.
But at that point i realised that Rob...was no Terminator...he was a shemale...
Attack his mangina! quick!....To be Continued......RIGHT NOW!
Nah im joking, im bored. :) have fun....waiting!