Friday, 28 March 2008
pigsty
i travel on the motorway, travelling to see nick
i knock on the door, say hello to his mum,
i enter his room and i smell his shit,
move a sock off the seat, pee-ooh that stinks
i try to survive, soon its over, i escape, to outside
i knock on the door, say hello to his mum,
i enter his room and i smell his shit,
move a sock off the seat, pee-ooh that stinks
i try to survive, soon its over, i escape, to outside
hell
hell is on its way, coming in his car, on the moterway.
hell is knocking on my door, my mum goes to answer it -- nooooo i shout in a dramticly
hell comes in my house, he sits down, picks up an xbox controller
hell is rob
hell is knocking on my door, my mum goes to answer it -- nooooo i shout in a dramticly
hell comes in my house, he sits down, picks up an xbox controller
hell is rob
People we have pissed off
ok, ummm lets start at number 1
1) Luke
2) All movie makers
3) the people we've fired (ninja, mathew, spog, toxic waste, black steel -- all i can remember)
4) Pakistani president
5) Osama Bin Laden
6) Some random americans on XBL
7) George Bush
8) Some scottish people
9) Some irish people
10) FACT
11) FBI
12) CIA
13) Jackhmmr (aka poptart)
14) people who dont like glitching
15) chaoticPerfection
16) YOU!
17) The whole black market
18) EA
19) BBC4
20) Fox
21) CNN
22) people who glitch
23) YA MUM!
24) fat people
25) torchwood 3
26) walkers
27) joseph (and his technicoler dreamcoat)
28) God
29) peter griffin
30) al gore
31) cardif
32) golum
33) sony
34) trafic lights
35) dolphins
36) garbage men
37) bungie
38) germany
39) the stig
40) apiture science
41) companion cube
42) G.L.A.D.O.S.
43) harmonix
44) sega
45) david tennent
46) the alien from alien
47) sarcasticgamer.com
48) GOWGlitcher
49) the monkey from super monkey ball
50) las plagos (RE4)
List by nick and rob LAST UPDATED : 29th march at 4:14 am
1) Luke
2) All movie makers
3) the people we've fired (ninja, mathew, spog, toxic waste, black steel -- all i can remember)
4) Pakistani president
5) Osama Bin Laden
6) Some random americans on XBL
7) George Bush
8) Some scottish people
9) Some irish people
10) FACT
11) FBI
12) CIA
13) Jackhmmr (aka poptart)
14) people who dont like glitching
15) chaoticPerfection
16) YOU!
17) The whole black market
18) EA
19) BBC4
20) Fox
21) CNN
22) people who glitch
23) YA MUM!
24) fat people
25) torchwood 3
26) walkers
27) joseph (and his technicoler dreamcoat)
28) God
29) peter griffin
30) al gore
31) cardif
32) golum
33) sony
34) trafic lights
35) dolphins
36) garbage men
37) bungie
38) germany
39) the stig
40) apiture science
41) companion cube
42) G.L.A.D.O.S.
43) harmonix
44) sega
45) david tennent
46) the alien from alien
47) sarcasticgamer.com
48) GOWGlitcher
49) the monkey from super monkey ball
50) las plagos (RE4)
List by nick and rob LAST UPDATED : 29th march at 4:14 am
the story of luke, page, balls and Digg by nick and rob
the story of luke page, balls and Digg by nick and rob (taken from shoutbox messages)
Luke: i think yo being in America isnt gona work out soz
nick: harsh luke harsh
Rob: one night stand eh? *makes sad violin noises*
nick: ...as robs sad violin music played a soft crying sound could be heard, but it was not the girl it was luke, he had been kicked... in the balls.
Rob: as he was kicked in the balls, they were raw and red bleeding, in pain he tried to say something
nick: ...he tried to speak but he sounded like rob on helium
Rob: although, he broke his voice box blood poored from the cuts and scratches in his balls and throat
nick: ...luke called the docter but when he arived it was... Da man, he took pictures and posted them online, the pictures got digg'd and luke got so angry.
Rob: luke got so angry blood poured from his swallon balls, all because of paiige
nick: meanwhile back in america page was surfing online on digg she saw the photos and flew back to the uk to...
Rob: SUCK LUKES BALLS HARDER AND CUT THEM OPEN MORE PERIOD!
nick: blood oozed from lukes balls, pages rubed the blood all over herself in a pycotic mannor...
Rob: and all over her tit disease boobies, then ip saw these new pics and shoved them on digg!
nick: nicks ending: th epics were on digg's frontpage for a few hours averyone who saw the pictures thew up instantly, but they went from the frontpage...
nick: ...when that fool who stole an xbox.. link--> http://digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON
Rob: robs ending : paige got so depressed she commited suicide, then luke took pictures of her vagina and posted them on digg!
note: Digg rules, movie coming in 2009
Luke: i think yo being in America isnt gona work out soz
nick: harsh luke harsh
Rob: one night stand eh? *makes sad violin noises*
nick: ...as robs sad violin music played a soft crying sound could be heard, but it was not the girl it was luke, he had been kicked... in the balls.
Rob: as he was kicked in the balls, they were raw and red bleeding, in pain he tried to say something
nick: ...he tried to speak but he sounded like rob on helium
Rob: although, he broke his voice box blood poored from the cuts and scratches in his balls and throat
nick: ...luke called the docter but when he arived it was... Da man, he took pictures and posted them online, the pictures got digg'd and luke got so angry.
Rob: luke got so angry blood poured from his swallon balls, all because of paiige
nick: meanwhile back in america page was surfing online on digg she saw the photos and flew back to the uk to...
Rob: SUCK LUKES BALLS HARDER AND CUT THEM OPEN MORE PERIOD!
nick: blood oozed from lukes balls, pages rubed the blood all over herself in a pycotic mannor...
Rob: and all over her tit disease boobies, then ip saw these new pics and shoved them on digg!
nick: nicks ending: th epics were on digg's frontpage for a few hours averyone who saw the pictures thew up instantly, but they went from the frontpage...
nick: ...when that fool who stole an xbox.. link--> http://digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON
Rob: robs ending : paige got so depressed she commited suicide, then luke took pictures of her vagina and posted them on digg!
note: Digg rules, movie coming in 2009
Sunday, 9 March 2008
Army Of Two Review
Hey guys, i know its been ages since i posted a review, but anyway this is my army of two review
Age Rating : 18
Publisher : EA
Developer : EA (oh great)
Platforms : 360, PS3
Now although its made entirely by EA and we all know about EA and their PERFECT understanding of 360 owners (cough cough) but they actually did something good for once, WOW
army of two is basically well, about two army soldiers.
Corporal Tyson Rios and Private First Class Elliot Salem
There are 6 Missions not including training ranging along a different timeline, from Somalia 1991 to Miami 2009. In Somalia Salem and Rios are Army Rangers on Operation Hope (training also included in this level) this is a f**kin easy level and at the end of it you get offered a job in SSC (private contracting company AKA mercs) Then you have a cutscene of Rios and Salem going through 1992 - 2001 in battles, Stopping at 2001 Afghanistan your second level begins...
Through the game you have an online co-op and a single player storyline, its exactly the same storyline except in single player you choose Rios or Salem, whereas in online co-op the host is Salem and the joining friend is Rios. Through and awesome storyline which keeps you occupied, funny speeches and funny cutscenes this turns out to be one great game, just one thing online co-op makes it so much funner, did i mention that you can even congratulate and show anger to your buddy (High-5s, headbutts etc) All in all i think EA actually made a good game for once, so go out there and buy a copy of army of two, play through the story line with an AI, split screen buddy or a online friend OR just jump straight into 2v2 online battles including save your men, kill the enemies VIP or just go in there and blow the f**k out of the other team! But the only bad things about the game is that the EU versions cant connect to American versions (bugger) and there are slight connection problems but there not very common.
All in all i give Army of Two an impressive 8/10!
Age Rating : 18
Publisher : EA
Developer : EA (oh great)
Platforms : 360, PS3
Now although its made entirely by EA and we all know about EA and their PERFECT understanding of 360 owners (cough cough) but they actually did something good for once, WOW
army of two is basically well, about two army soldiers.
Corporal Tyson Rios and Private First Class Elliot Salem
There are 6 Missions not including training ranging along a different timeline, from Somalia 1991 to Miami 2009. In Somalia Salem and Rios are Army Rangers on Operation Hope (training also included in this level) this is a f**kin easy level and at the end of it you get offered a job in SSC (private contracting company AKA mercs) Then you have a cutscene of Rios and Salem going through 1992 - 2001 in battles, Stopping at 2001 Afghanistan your second level begins...
Through the game you have an online co-op and a single player storyline, its exactly the same storyline except in single player you choose Rios or Salem, whereas in online co-op the host is Salem and the joining friend is Rios. Through and awesome storyline which keeps you occupied, funny speeches and funny cutscenes this turns out to be one great game, just one thing online co-op makes it so much funner, did i mention that you can even congratulate and show anger to your buddy (High-5s, headbutts etc) All in all i think EA actually made a good game for once, so go out there and buy a copy of army of two, play through the story line with an AI, split screen buddy or a online friend OR just jump straight into 2v2 online battles including save your men, kill the enemies VIP or just go in there and blow the f**k out of the other team! But the only bad things about the game is that the EU versions cant connect to American versions (bugger) and there are slight connection problems but there not very common.
All in all i give Army of Two an impressive 8/10!
Saturday, 8 March 2008
site updates (8/3/08)
news: my pc has gone wrong so there may be a lack of updates for a while but i will try to update some things useing my sisters laptop
movie updates:
gremlins 2: the new batch
cloverfield(new link/fliqz)
movie updates:
gremlins 2: the new batch
cloverfield(new link/fliqz)
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
podcast episode 3: the most annoying ps3 fanboy
episode 3 is here with luke joining me and rob for the podcast, let the xbox 360 vs ps3 war begin!
download (.wma) - http://www.mediafire.com/?ywfvbmg3c82
download (.wma) - http://www.mediafire.com/?ywfvbmg3c82
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