Terminator 4: Erection Day, from the life of Rob

As i awoke from my deep sleep, i knew something was wrong...

I heard screaming outside....i knew at that point that it must have come early....what do i do? the machines were coming....

Rob's enormous penis *cough* 2 inch *cough* stood tall *cough* small *cough*
At that point, he opened my door...a gun in hand, his metal limbs could be seen between the rips in his flesh.
"I am the Xv830 Terminator model...you must be terminated"
"Stop!" i shouted...
"why?" he replied.
"I am Luke Cheetham"
"I only know you as file BB4AG1208GNSK"
"...thats what my friends call me..."
"comedy will not help you, i have but only one weakness"
I rushed up to him...it..and i did the only thing i thought possible...kicked him in the scrotel zone..
"ahhhhhhh" he screamed.
But at that point i realised that Rob...was no Terminator...he was a shemale...
Attack his mangina! quick!....To be Continued......RIGHT NOW!
Nah im joking, im bored. :) have fun....waiting!