the story of luke, page, balls and Digg by nick and rob

the story of luke page, balls and Digg by nick and rob (taken from shoutbox messages)


Luke: i think yo being in America isnt gona work out soz

nick: harsh luke harsh

Rob: one night stand eh? *makes sad violin noises*

nick: ...as robs sad violin music played a soft crying sound could be heard, but it was not the girl it was luke, he had been kicked... in the balls.

Rob: as he was kicked in the balls, they were raw and red bleeding, in pain he tried to say something

nick: ...he tried to speak but he sounded like rob on helium

Rob: although, he broke his voice box blood poored from the cuts and scratches in his balls and throat

nick: ...luke called the docter but when he arived it was... Da man, he took pictures and posted them online, the pictures got digg'd and luke got so angry.

Rob: luke got so angry blood poured from his swallon balls, all because of paiige

nick: meanwhile back in america page was surfing online on digg she saw the photos and flew back to the uk to...

Rob: SUCK LUKES BALLS HARDER AND CUT THEM OPEN MORE PERIOD!

nick: blood oozed from lukes balls, pages rubed the blood all over herself in a pycotic mannor...

Rob: and all over her tit disease boobies, then ip saw these new pics and shoved them on digg!

nick: nicks ending: th epics were on digg's frontpage for a few hours averyone who saw the pictures thew up instantly, but they went from the frontpage...

nick: ...when that fool who stole an xbox.. link--> http://digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON

Rob: robs ending : paige got so depressed she commited suicide, then luke took pictures of her vagina and posted them on digg!


note: Digg rules, movie coming in 2009