its the return of the podcast and this week we compleatly ignore the podcast stucture and have fun!
download it now!(or die) mediafire - http://www.mediafire.com/?tbmn0yn02dm
Friday, 11 April 2008
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
EA Boycotts
EA MAKES GOOD! EA DROP WEAPON PACKAGES... WOOT!
but thats not all, if your in the US this doesnt matter, well unless you want to help us brits?
Rock Band is like guitar hero, except its a full band (drums, mic, bass, guitar) the US already have their Rock Band goodness on the 23rd march, Rock Band commeth, for £180 freakin quid! AKA $340 , when in america it was only about $200 AKA £90! So what if we get 9 exclusive songs that the US dont get, double the price for 9 songs? Great!
So... what do you think about this?
but thats not all, if your in the US this doesnt matter, well unless you want to help us brits?
Rock Band is like guitar hero, except its a full band (drums, mic, bass, guitar) the US already have their Rock Band goodness on the 23rd march, Rock Band commeth, for £180 freakin quid! AKA $340 , when in america it was only about $200 AKA £90! So what if we get 9 exclusive songs that the US dont get, double the price for 9 songs? Great!
So... what do you think about this?
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Can't Watch This - Luke C.
Cant watch this X 4
My TV makes me so bored.
Makes me say “oh my lord”
Where are, my favourite movies.
With doctor who played by John Cleese.
It’s crap, and that’s no lie,
About as much fun as watching paint dry.
I get bored, and itch my crotch
And that’s the reason, i can’t watch.
I told you homeboy...I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man...I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control...I can't watch this
300, no one knows
Why it’s been replaced with these shit shows
The size of, those cream pies
Theres so many its blows my mind
A crazy man, throws em off the roof
To show everyone that their is proof
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch
My TV makes me so bored.
Makes me say “oh my lord”
Where are, my favourite movies.
With doctor who played by John Cleese.
It’s crap, and that’s no lie,
About as much fun as watching paint dry.
I get bored, and itch my crotch
And that’s the reason, i can’t watch.
I told you homeboy...I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man...I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control...I can't watch this
300, no one knows
Why it’s been replaced with these shit shows
The size of, those cream pies
Theres so many its blows my mind
A crazy man, throws em off the roof
To show everyone that their is proof
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
Terminator 4: Erection Day, from the life of Rob
As i awoke from my deep sleep, i knew something was wrong...
I heard screaming outside....i knew at that point that it must have come early....what do i do? the machines were coming....
Rob's enormous penis *cough* 2 inch *cough* stood tall *cough* small *cough*
At that point, he opened my door...a gun in hand, his metal limbs could be seen between the rips in his flesh.
"I am the Xv830 Terminator model...you must be terminated"
"Stop!" i shouted...
"why?" he replied.
"I am Luke Cheetham"
"I only know you as file BB4AG1208GNSK"
"...thats what my friends call me..."
"comedy will not help you, i have but only one weakness"
I rushed up to him...it..and i did the only thing i thought possible...kicked him in the scrotel zone..
"ahhhhhhh" he screamed.
But at that point i realised that Rob...was no Terminator...he was a shemale...
Attack his mangina! quick!....To be Continued......RIGHT NOW!
Nah im joking, im bored. :) have fun....waiting!
I heard screaming outside....i knew at that point that it must have come early....what do i do? the machines were coming....
Rob's enormous penis *cough* 2 inch *cough* stood tall *cough* small *cough*
At that point, he opened my door...a gun in hand, his metal limbs could be seen between the rips in his flesh.
"I am the Xv830 Terminator model...you must be terminated"
"Stop!" i shouted...
"why?" he replied.
"I am Luke Cheetham"
"I only know you as file BB4AG1208GNSK"
"...thats what my friends call me..."
"comedy will not help you, i have but only one weakness"
I rushed up to him...it..and i did the only thing i thought possible...kicked him in the scrotel zone..
"ahhhhhhh" he screamed.
But at that point i realised that Rob...was no Terminator...he was a shemale...
Attack his mangina! quick!....To be Continued......RIGHT NOW!
Nah im joking, im bored. :) have fun....waiting!
Friday, 28 March 2008
pigsty
i travel on the motorway, travelling to see nick
i knock on the door, say hello to his mum,
i enter his room and i smell his shit,
move a sock off the seat, pee-ooh that stinks
i try to survive, soon its over, i escape, to outside
i knock on the door, say hello to his mum,
i enter his room and i smell his shit,
move a sock off the seat, pee-ooh that stinks
i try to survive, soon its over, i escape, to outside
hell
hell is on its way, coming in his car, on the moterway.
hell is knocking on my door, my mum goes to answer it -- nooooo i shout in a dramticly
hell comes in my house, he sits down, picks up an xbox controller
hell is rob
hell is knocking on my door, my mum goes to answer it -- nooooo i shout in a dramticly
hell comes in my house, he sits down, picks up an xbox controller
hell is rob
People we have pissed off
ok, ummm lets start at number 1
1) Luke
2) All movie makers
3) the people we've fired (ninja, mathew, spog, toxic waste, black steel -- all i can remember)
4) Pakistani president
5) Osama Bin Laden
6) Some random americans on XBL
7) George Bush
8) Some scottish people
9) Some irish people
10) FACT
11) FBI
12) CIA
13) Jackhmmr (aka poptart)
14) people who dont like glitching
15) chaoticPerfection
16) YOU!
17) The whole black market
18) EA
19) BBC4
20) Fox
21) CNN
22) people who glitch
23) YA MUM!
24) fat people
25) torchwood 3
26) walkers
27) joseph (and his technicoler dreamcoat)
28) God
29) peter griffin
30) al gore
31) cardif
32) golum
33) sony
34) trafic lights
35) dolphins
36) garbage men
37) bungie
38) germany
39) the stig
40) apiture science
41) companion cube
42) G.L.A.D.O.S.
43) harmonix
44) sega
45) david tennent
46) the alien from alien
47) sarcasticgamer.com
48) GOWGlitcher
49) the monkey from super monkey ball
50) las plagos (RE4)
List by nick and rob LAST UPDATED : 29th march at 4:14 am
1) Luke
2) All movie makers
3) the people we've fired (ninja, mathew, spog, toxic waste, black steel -- all i can remember)
4) Pakistani president
5) Osama Bin Laden
6) Some random americans on XBL
7) George Bush
8) Some scottish people
9) Some irish people
10) FACT
11) FBI
12) CIA
13) Jackhmmr (aka poptart)
14) people who dont like glitching
15) chaoticPerfection
16) YOU!
17) The whole black market
18) EA
19) BBC4
20) Fox
21) CNN
22) people who glitch
23) YA MUM!
24) fat people
25) torchwood 3
26) walkers
27) joseph (and his technicoler dreamcoat)
28) God
29) peter griffin
30) al gore
31) cardif
32) golum
33) sony
34) trafic lights
35) dolphins
36) garbage men
37) bungie
38) germany
39) the stig
40) apiture science
41) companion cube
42) G.L.A.D.O.S.
43) harmonix
44) sega
45) david tennent
46) the alien from alien
47) sarcasticgamer.com
48) GOWGlitcher
49) the monkey from super monkey ball
50) las plagos (RE4)
List by nick and rob LAST UPDATED : 29th march at 4:14 am
the story of luke, page, balls and Digg by nick and rob
the story of luke page, balls and Digg by nick and rob (taken from shoutbox messages)
Luke: i think yo being in America isnt gona work out soz
nick: harsh luke harsh
Rob: one night stand eh? *makes sad violin noises*
nick: ...as robs sad violin music played a soft crying sound could be heard, but it was not the girl it was luke, he had been kicked... in the balls.
Rob: as he was kicked in the balls, they were raw and red bleeding, in pain he tried to say something
nick: ...he tried to speak but he sounded like rob on helium
Rob: although, he broke his voice box blood poored from the cuts and scratches in his balls and throat
nick: ...luke called the docter but when he arived it was... Da man, he took pictures and posted them online, the pictures got digg'd and luke got so angry.
Rob: luke got so angry blood poured from his swallon balls, all because of paiige
nick: meanwhile back in america page was surfing online on digg she saw the photos and flew back to the uk to...
Rob: SUCK LUKES BALLS HARDER AND CUT THEM OPEN MORE PERIOD!
nick: blood oozed from lukes balls, pages rubed the blood all over herself in a pycotic mannor...
Rob: and all over her tit disease boobies, then ip saw these new pics and shoved them on digg!
nick: nicks ending: th epics were on digg's frontpage for a few hours averyone who saw the pictures thew up instantly, but they went from the frontpage...
nick: ...when that fool who stole an xbox.. link--> http://digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON
Rob: robs ending : paige got so depressed she commited suicide, then luke took pictures of her vagina and posted them on digg!
note: Digg rules, movie coming in 2009
Luke: i think yo being in America isnt gona work out soz
nick: harsh luke harsh
Rob: one night stand eh? *makes sad violin noises*
nick: ...as robs sad violin music played a soft crying sound could be heard, but it was not the girl it was luke, he had been kicked... in the balls.
Rob: as he was kicked in the balls, they were raw and red bleeding, in pain he tried to say something
nick: ...he tried to speak but he sounded like rob on helium
Rob: although, he broke his voice box blood poored from the cuts and scratches in his balls and throat
nick: ...luke called the docter but when he arived it was... Da man, he took pictures and posted them online, the pictures got digg'd and luke got so angry.
Rob: luke got so angry blood poured from his swallon balls, all because of paiige
nick: meanwhile back in america page was surfing online on digg she saw the photos and flew back to the uk to...
Rob: SUCK LUKES BALLS HARDER AND CUT THEM OPEN MORE PERIOD!
nick: blood oozed from lukes balls, pages rubed the blood all over herself in a pycotic mannor...
Rob: and all over her tit disease boobies, then ip saw these new pics and shoved them on digg!
nick: nicks ending: th epics were on digg's frontpage for a few hours averyone who saw the pictures thew up instantly, but they went from the frontpage...
nick: ...when that fool who stole an xbox.. link--> http://digg.com/xbox/WOW_You_re_a_MORON
Rob: robs ending : paige got so depressed she commited suicide, then luke took pictures of her vagina and posted them on digg!
note: Digg rules, movie coming in 2009
Sunday, 9 March 2008
Army Of Two Review
Hey guys, i know its been ages since i posted a review, but anyway this is my army of two review
Age Rating : 18
Publisher : EA
Developer : EA (oh great)
Platforms : 360, PS3
Now although its made entirely by EA and we all know about EA and their PERFECT understanding of 360 owners (cough cough) but they actually did something good for once, WOW
army of two is basically well, about two army soldiers.
Corporal Tyson Rios and Private First Class Elliot Salem
There are 6 Missions not including training ranging along a different timeline, from Somalia 1991 to Miami 2009. In Somalia Salem and Rios are Army Rangers on Operation Hope (training also included in this level) this is a f**kin easy level and at the end of it you get offered a job in SSC (private contracting company AKA mercs) Then you have a cutscene of Rios and Salem going through 1992 - 2001 in battles, Stopping at 2001 Afghanistan your second level begins...
Through the game you have an online co-op and a single player storyline, its exactly the same storyline except in single player you choose Rios or Salem, whereas in online co-op the host is Salem and the joining friend is Rios. Through and awesome storyline which keeps you occupied, funny speeches and funny cutscenes this turns out to be one great game, just one thing online co-op makes it so much funner, did i mention that you can even congratulate and show anger to your buddy (High-5s, headbutts etc) All in all i think EA actually made a good game for once, so go out there and buy a copy of army of two, play through the story line with an AI, split screen buddy or a online friend OR just jump straight into 2v2 online battles including save your men, kill the enemies VIP or just go in there and blow the f**k out of the other team! But the only bad things about the game is that the EU versions cant connect to American versions (bugger) and there are slight connection problems but there not very common.
All in all i give Army of Two an impressive 8/10!
Age Rating : 18
Publisher : EA
Developer : EA (oh great)
Platforms : 360, PS3
Now although its made entirely by EA and we all know about EA and their PERFECT understanding of 360 owners (cough cough) but they actually did something good for once, WOW
army of two is basically well, about two army soldiers.
Corporal Tyson Rios and Private First Class Elliot Salem
There are 6 Missions not including training ranging along a different timeline, from Somalia 1991 to Miami 2009. In Somalia Salem and Rios are Army Rangers on Operation Hope (training also included in this level) this is a f**kin easy level and at the end of it you get offered a job in SSC (private contracting company AKA mercs) Then you have a cutscene of Rios and Salem going through 1992 - 2001 in battles, Stopping at 2001 Afghanistan your second level begins...
Through the game you have an online co-op and a single player storyline, its exactly the same storyline except in single player you choose Rios or Salem, whereas in online co-op the host is Salem and the joining friend is Rios. Through and awesome storyline which keeps you occupied, funny speeches and funny cutscenes this turns out to be one great game, just one thing online co-op makes it so much funner, did i mention that you can even congratulate and show anger to your buddy (High-5s, headbutts etc) All in all i think EA actually made a good game for once, so go out there and buy a copy of army of two, play through the story line with an AI, split screen buddy or a online friend OR just jump straight into 2v2 online battles including save your men, kill the enemies VIP or just go in there and blow the f**k out of the other team! But the only bad things about the game is that the EU versions cant connect to American versions (bugger) and there are slight connection problems but there not very common.
All in all i give Army of Two an impressive 8/10!
Saturday, 8 March 2008
site updates (8/3/08)
news: my pc has gone wrong so there may be a lack of updates for a while but i will try to update some things useing my sisters laptop
movie updates:
gremlins 2: the new batch
cloverfield(new link/fliqz)
movie updates:
gremlins 2: the new batch
cloverfield(new link/fliqz)
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
podcast episode 3: the most annoying ps3 fanboy
episode 3 is here with luke joining me and rob for the podcast, let the xbox 360 vs ps3 war begin!
download (.wma) - http://www.mediafire.com/?ywfvbmg3c82
download (.wma) - http://www.mediafire.com/?ywfvbmg3c82
Friday, 29 February 2008
site updates (29/2/08)
movies added:
resident evil extinction (2 parts/fliqz.com/nickscoolstuff.co.nr upload)
untraceable (2 parts/fliqz.com/nickscoolstuff.co.nr upload)
tv added
torchwood season 2 episode 8 a day in the death (3 parts/myspace)
mainframe update
3.04 --> 3.05 (site design copyright nick swan 2008)
resident evil extinction (2 parts/fliqz.com/nickscoolstuff.co.nr upload)
untraceable (2 parts/fliqz.com/nickscoolstuff.co.nr upload)
tv added
torchwood season 2 episode 8 a day in the death (3 parts/myspace)
mainframe update
3.04 --> 3.05 (site design copyright nick swan 2008)
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
site updates (27/2/08)
finaly getting back to updating the site after being in hospital
movies updated, torchwood updated, primeval updated, terminator: the sarah connor chronicals updated, mainframe updated
movies updated, torchwood updated, primeval updated, terminator: the sarah connor chronicals updated, mainframe updated
nicks cool stuff podcast: portal edition
the ncs podcast is back with episode 2 but this time weve got a portal theme going on.
including: nick (nickncs), rob (rob2251)
download(.wma/25.57 MB) - mediafire - http://www.mediafire.com/?dcfbddjmrsx
including: nick (nickncs), rob (rob2251)
download(.wma/25.57 MB) - mediafire - http://www.mediafire.com/?dcfbddjmrsx
Friday, 8 February 2008
Tuesday, 5 February 2008
updates 5/2/08
tv updates:
-primeval season 1 fixed, season 2 alt links added, season 2 episode 4 added
-terminator: the sarah conner chronicals updated
movie updates:
-meet the spartans added
-primeval season 1 fixed, season 2 alt links added, season 2 episode 4 added
-terminator: the sarah conner chronicals updated
movie updates:
-meet the spartans added
Sunday, 3 February 2008
updates 3/2/08
tv updates:
-jekyll fixed added/fixed
-heroes season 2 added/fixed
-every episode of futurama fixed
-torchwood updated
-primeval updated
-family guy season 1 and 2 fixed
movie updates:
-i am ledgend added
-transformers added
-king kong added
-saw 4 unrated added
mainframe updates:
-multiple bugs fixed
-jekyll fixed added/fixed
-heroes season 2 added/fixed
-every episode of futurama fixed
-torchwood updated
-primeval updated
-family guy season 1 and 2 fixed
movie updates:
-i am ledgend added
-transformers added
-king kong added
-saw 4 unrated added
mainframe updates:
-multiple bugs fixed
Monday, 28 January 2008
site updates 28/1/08: out of beta edition
podcast update:
episode 1 added
mainframe update
out of beta(3.02) upgraded to 3.03
-podcast page/button added
-changed request a movie and request a tv show to just requests
episode 1 added
mainframe update
out of beta(3.02) upgraded to 3.03
-podcast page/button added
-changed request a movie and request a tv show to just requests
Monday, 21 January 2008
site updates 21/1/08
mainframe updates:
-3.02 beta added/fixed stuff:
-widscreen pc issue fixed
-chat room button added
-fixed games
-fixed funny videos
-advertisments added (microsoft)
-3.02 beta added/fixed stuff:
-widscreen pc issue fixed
-chat room button added
-fixed games
-fixed funny videos
-advertisments added (microsoft)
Friday, 18 January 2008
Thursday, 17 January 2008
site updates 17/1/08 (posted late)
tv updates:
torchwood series 2 episode 1 added
the sarah conner chronicals episodes 1 and 2 added
mainframe updates
build update 3.0 beta to 3.01 beta
torchwood series 2 episode 1 added
the sarah conner chronicals episodes 1 and 2 added
mainframe updates
build update 3.0 beta to 3.01 beta
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
beta is better
beta is better!
the 2008 layout has reached its Beta stage so its been put up for all to see and test hopfully you like the new easyer way to navagate though the pages and if you find any bugs please post a comment on the shoutbox saying what they are.
with the new layout been put on weve got a few updates and they are all movies, theres lots of new movies been added for you to enjoy, including AVP-R and Juno
the 2008 layout has reached its Beta stage so its been put up for all to see and test hopfully you like the new easyer way to navagate though the pages and if you find any bugs please post a comment on the shoutbox saying what they are.
with the new layout been put on weve got a few updates and they are all movies, theres lots of new movies been added for you to enjoy, including AVP-R and Juno
Friday, 4 January 2008
xbox 360 news
ok, iv just made a new section on the forum for xbox 360 news because almost everyone has a 360 nowadays so lets keep them imformed
links
xbox 360 news catorgory - http://nickscoolstuff.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=12
links
xbox 360 news catorgory - http://nickscoolstuff.freeforums.org/viewforum.php?f=12
new layout coming soon
now weve hit 2008 i thought i might change things a bit and make a new layout for the site, its coming soon and well its just a move around, everything is mainley this same with the black and blue but just moved around a bit and you navergate though the whole site on the homepage, dunno when it will be finished but hopfully soon
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