LUKE'S RANTS :Why the wii is shit.

hello. Welcome to the easy comparison of wi being shit

Now, iF YOU HONESTLY UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING THAT THE OTHER REVIEWS SAY THEN GET OUT AND READ ONE OF THEM GEEK!.



CONCLUSION: The Nintendo wii has elements that make it a fantastic console, But those elements, unfortuantly,
are fire that is put out by the water that is shody graphics and the small range of games.
A choice Nintendo made was too include "classic" games that may have scored on the Nintendo ds but have failed to reach their expectations. What Nintendohave failed to see is that people did not spend £200 on a console to play mario cart racing. The games that did make a good impresion were call of duty 3 and RedSteel that you would have thought would have set an example for Nintendo.

The Wii was made for the element of being in control of the gme and being part of the game it self, i admit there is not many things that ar as fun as weilding a sword in one of your most favourite games, but once again Nintendo ruin that part of a good console by adding in Big Brain Academy. Basicaly a few tests that you could find on the internet accept that you get to do the tests using a wireless wii control.

Obviously Nintendo has taken the wrong approach to games, instead of having Halo they choose to have mario strikers football. And now bringing in the mario party 8, how much more fun could you have than using an expensive console to pretend you are realy shaking a cola can? -.- i would obviously choose to do that than smack the shit out of soem guys in virtua fighter 5. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! .

If i could be bothered i would giove a rant on why you wouldn't want to play super sonic. When i do write a review on that i will let you know, heres a taster :
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT? ITS BASICALY A GAME ABOUT A HEDGEHOG THAT RUNS VERY QUICK. NO NOT BASICALY, TAHT IS ACTUALLY THE STORY LINE. A FRICKEN HEDGEHOG AND THE SECRET RINGS. BY SECRET RINGS THEY MEAN RINGS THAT YOU SEE ALL THE BLOODY TIME THAT YOU HAVE TO COLLECT. SO LET ME GET THIS IN PERSPECTIVE : A HEDGEHOG BY THE NAME OF SONIC, THAT RUNS REALY QUICK OR "SUPER" QUICK TO COLLECT "SECRET" RINGS.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUN! I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY IT.
ESPECIALLY WITH MY NEW £200 CONSOLE THAT WASN'T A COMEPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY BUYING.

AND YOU PEOPLE WHO DID GET A WII, I WILL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ASKED

1) YES, YOU DID MAKE THE WRONG PURCHASE
2)YES. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED UP FOR A XBOX 360 AND/OR A PS3
3)JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE THE WRONG CHOICE AT GAMESTATION, TAHT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE WRITE TO GO AROUND LYING, SAYING THAT THE WII IS JUST AS MUCH FUN. BECAUSE THAT IS OBVIOUSLY THE TALK OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A PS3 OAND/OR XBOX 360.
4)ID YOU ARE SAYING "WELL IF THEY ARE SO BAD HOW COME LOADS OF PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM" THEN I WIL ANSWER , THE REASON PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM IS BECAUSE THEY ARTE THE CHEAPEST 3RD GENERATION CONSOLE (AND I USE THE WORDS "3RD GENERATION" VERY LIGHTLY AS I BELIEVE THIS IS BARELY 2ND GENERATION)AND TEH OTEHR REASON IS BECAUSE THEY LOOKED FUN. THEY DID NOT KNOW THAT AFTER THE RELEASE OF REDSTEEL AND CALL OF DUTY 3 TAHT NINTENDO WOULD SCREW THEM OVER .





HAVE A NICE DAY AND CHOOSE THE RIGHT CONSOLE. :)