The Matrix Revolutions Movie Review

Everything that has a beginning, has an end.





Movie: 7/10
Dvd: 10/10

merry christmas/shrek the halls

Me, The team and a suspended sicorax would like to say a big merry christmas and i would like to give you a present, a big green ogre, no we dont mean sicorax we mean shrek in shrek the halls, enjoy!

The Matrix Reloaded Movie Review

Reload before the revolution begins.



Part One


Part Two


Movie: 8/10
DVD: 10/10

The Matrix Movie Review

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.



Part 1


Part 2


Movie: 10/10
DVD: 7/10
Overall: 9/10

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Movie Review

The Machines Will Rise.





Movie: 7/10
DVD: 8/10

Terminator 2: Judgment Day Movie review

Same Make. Same Model. New Mission.





Movie: 9/10
DVD: 8/10
Overall: 9/10

Skate.

Released on 28th september, Skate. Revolutionised skating games with HD, this isnt a Tony Hawks game though :O this is made by EA (yes they finally made something good) Instead of button bashing to impossible multi-million combos (Tony Hawks) It uses the right stick to do tricks, up and down fast to ollie, down and up diagonal right for a kickflip. Along with online multiplayer and a nice load of achivements for you to gain this is really fighting against Tony Hawks Proving Ground (Released later this month) to gain the biggest combo!

Age : 12+
Learning Curve : 30 minutes
Price : £39.99
Creator: EA
Review site score : 10/10!
My score : 9/10

So it turns to you. If you want a classic Tony Hawks (IMO is getting old with 9 games) then by all means forget this game. Or if you want a new, tougher approch to skating. Then go out now and buy skate. Heck if you want both, buy both!

Terminator Movie Review

Our future is in his hands!





Film: 8/10
DVD: 7/10
Overall: 8/10

Alien vs Predator Movie Review

Whoever wins... the audience loses.





Film: 2/10
DVD: 5/10
Overall: 4/10

Tenacious D Review

I FUCKING LOVE this band. They Are The BEST band ever! PERIOD! Ladies and gentlemen....TENACIOUS......DDDDDDDDDDD!



TENACIOUS D ARE THE BEST BAND EVER, THEY ARE SICK! CHECK OUT ALL OF THERE SONGS FROM THE HIT TV SERIES AND THE MOVIE TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY!

I RECOMMEND : TRIBUTE,WONDERBOY,FUCK HER GENTLY,CITY HALL,EXPLOSIVO.LEE,MASTER EXPLODER,KICKAPOO,CLASSICO,BEELZEBOSS AND HISTORY OF TENACIOUS D



THIS AINT MUCH OF A REVIEW BUT 10/10! ON EVERYTHING!

XBOX 360 games to get!

Firstly i would like to say that i am sick of the arguments about ps3 vs xbox 360, i have both and there fucking the same! seriously, apart from hd bein better on ps3 and normal bein better on 360, if they merged the consoles into one ps360 or sumin then it would be the ultimate machine. They both have a strong point were the other machine has a weak point eg:- HD 9/10 (360) so ps3 get HD 7/10 (ps3)


ok?!

good, moving on.


Fifa 08- yes, returning from a shocking fifa 07, ea plan to rip apart the records with a new third person game play(no more birds eye view) that will make or break Fifa 08.
taking a gamble with this new feature will once again push fifa in front of the dominating ProEvolutionSoccer 2008....hopefully anyway. In my view, this new gaming technique is fantastic! i love it, i have never liked fifa as much as pes but after playing both i have decided....to buy....both! i love the differences between them which ,like ps3 n 360 ,would make the ultimate footy experience if merged! 4/5



Pro Evolution Soccer 2008- same game, better graphics, more intelligent! love it! 4/5


Call Of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare- Breaking the barrier of call of duty games....this beast of a ww3 experience not only takes call of duty 3 and rips it...but it actually beats it with a pole, shoots it once or twice, burns it with a flamethrower, drops it off a building and then stamps on it while shouting triumphantly " I AM GREAT!" before proceding to HMV to destroy all the other cod 3s in there. 5/5

Halo 3- No Competition, Excellent 5/5

Kane & Lynch : Dead Men- fantastic, superbly done with excellent 'fits' . you will get what i mean when u get the game yourself, it bitch slaps most games, hes there pimp! 5/5

Blazing Angels 2: Secret Missions Of WWII- hahaha. I FUCKING LOVE, yes LOVE, this game. 10/10 (deserves more than 5/5)


well thats it. if ya want me to review some games that ur thinking of buying just ask...and before you do ask im already playing stranglehold.

Predator 2 Movie Review

Hunting Season Opens Again...





Movie: 8/10
DVD: 7/10
Overall: 8/10

Predator Movie Review

If it bleeds...we can kill it.





Film: 8/10
Special Features: 7/10
Overall: 8/10

Alien Resurrection Movie Review

The last Alien review
The poster says it rocks - it REALLY doesn't.





Film: 5/10
Special Features: 10/10
Overall: 6/10

Alien 3 Movie Review AT LAST!

Sorry for being away so long, here's the review:
THE BITCH IS BACK!!!!!!!





Film: 7/10
Special Features: 10/10
Overall: 8/10

LUKE'S : 110 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".

6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

9) Shave.

10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

16) One word: Flatulence!

17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

18) Do Tai Chi exercises.

19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

21) Give religious tracts to each passenger.

22) Meow occasionally
23) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

24) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

25) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

26) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

27) Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

28) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

29) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

30) Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

31) Leave a box between the doors.

32) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

33) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

34) Start a sing-along.

35) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

36) Play the harmonica.

37) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

38) Lean against the button panel.

39) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

40) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

41) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

42) Bring a chair along.

43) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

44) Blow spit bubbles.

45) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

46) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

47) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

48) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

49) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

50) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

51) Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"

52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"

53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.

54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"

55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea

56) Break wind and blame it on the person next to you

57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax

58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"

59) Have sex with your imaginary friend

60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you

61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"

62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia

63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"

64) Perform a striptease

65) Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever

67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.

68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"

69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.

70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"

71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor

72)Paint the walls of the lift.

73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.

74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"

75) Get back to nature - go in naked

76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"

77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"

78) Serve tea and coffee

79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont

80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.

81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too

82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right

83) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50

85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"

86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency

87) Yodel

88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"

89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.

90) Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.

91) Try breakdancing

92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?"

93) Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".

94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.

95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"

96) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."

97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"

98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.

102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.

103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.

104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.

105) Release cockroaches and rats or doves.

106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

107) Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.

108) Blast out some heavy metal music (Rammstein or Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.

109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!'

110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

LUKE'S : 100 THINGS TO DO WHEN BORED (100= ONE HUNDRED FOR YOU DIPSHITS OUT THERE)

Holidays. Functions. Study times for uni exams. School itself. All machinations of the boredom demon. What can you possibly do if there is nothing else constructive? This document hopes to give you a few ideas of beating the boredom Beelzebub.

1. Break or create new records for the Guiness Book of Records. For example, how fast you can say the alphabet or how many beers you can drink in a day.
2. Stand on your head long enough so that you can see funny colours in front of your eyes.
3. Try to even up your non-dominant hand. Abuse it if it's not building up fast enough.
4. Pretend that everyone but you smells.
5. See how many individual pieces you can rip up from the closest piece of paper.
6. Repeat the previous activity until you have enough paper to make a small hill of paper to hide in. Hide until someone comes along, jump out and scare them enough to give them proper bowel exercise.
7. Try to sing songs backwards, while they are playing front wards.
8. Get all your CDs and play them backwards to find hidden evil messages.
9. Find as many words as you can in the word ASPHYXIATED. (I found about 40)
10. Learn a new, obscure language.
11. Write all your Christmas cards, even if it's April.
12. Find a few million digits of Pi.
13. Start counting and see what number you get up to.
14. Make up dirty limericks and sing them ad nauseum. Try to make them a techno-mix and then sell it to the music companies.
15. Turn the sound off on your TV and make up your own words to shows. Make every character a deviant of some sort.
16. Play Chess or Poker. Against yourself.
17. Crack every joint you possibly can in your body.
18. Apply for every job in the newspaper, even if you're not qualified or want it. If you get an interview or ten, ignore them.
19. As with the previous example, make up a brilliant resumé. ("Of course I got the Nobel Physics prize twice, what do you think I am, stupid?")
20. Get every possible place on your body pierced. Show your granny every one of them.
21. Using your hands, try to massage and mould your body into a supermodel/hunk.
22. Join a boy/girl band. Lace as many sexually connotative, but innocuous-sounding lyrics in as you can.
23. Write pop band hate mail. Be creative.
24. Create new words. Submit them to the Oxford Dictionary.
25. Find how many words you can make on an upside-down calculator.
26. Make a movie.
27. Get ten million points on Tetris.
28. See how far you can do the splits. Call the ambulance.
29. Ring random phone numbers. Make up funny stories. Ask for Bill Jazkowich. If they say you've got the wrong number, hang up and ring the same number again. Repeat about 20 times.
30. Find celebrity phone numbers. Even if you know B. Gates doesn't live down your street, just ring and make sure.
31. Watch the TV upside-down.
32. Make radically new and weird recipes. (1 cup of M&Ms, ¼ cup of milk, 3 strawberries and 1 blob of icecream. Mix at highspeed. Drink.) My weird recipe
33. Go to random links on the Net and then give page-long (constructive, thoughtful) comments to each. If you think the irony of doing it to me is funny, remember the constructive, thoughtful thing. Idjits.
34. Compose a symphony.
35. Write your life story and sell it to the general public. Include your involvement with: The JFK Assassination, The Roswell Incident, your friendship with Saddam Hussein and your leading of the Heaven's Gate cult.
36. Write a Brady Bunch Episode. Call it the Brady Bang Episode where a truck full of pheromones tips over the house and the family get up to lots of "fun-filled hi-jinks".
37. Start your stand-up comedy career, successful or not.
38. Plan an Elvis Come Back special, even if he is dead.
39. Paint your room entirely black so as to freak you out at night and make it basically impossible to get out of your room.
40. Try every phone number in the country sequentially and see how many interesting numbers you can find. Have competitions with your friends to see how many celebrities they can get.
41. Ring up the emergency services and ask for a pizza with the lot, minus the anchovies. Repeat 400 times.
42. Order some guy in Iran a pizza.
43. Read the dictionary. Then use long words to impress your friends.
44. Measure your room/house in volume to the closest cubed millimeter. If you have good enough tools, try to go even more precise.
45. Measure the speed of light. Try to beat the local physicists in accuracy.
46. Have imaginary fights with yourself. This can be a loud argument (put on two different voices) or a fist-fight. You have to do the first few moves for one guy and then jump over and get hit. Make it acrobatic.
47. Buy a copy of every magazine in the newsagency and read them. Enter every competition. Cut the good bits out and donate the rest to doctor's surgeries.
48. Build your own wide-area laser.
49. Build your own nuclear device.
50. Detonate your nuclear device at a football game.
51. Walk about your house naked. Don't worry when someone knocks on the door. Act as though nothing is amiss. Mow the lawn. Hold a rave party. (That's an idea - nude rave party)
52. Construct lists of things to do when you're bored.
53. Crack PGP by pen and paper.
54. Without mirrors, try to see the back of your head.
55. Do pushups until your arms break. Then once they do, do sit ups until you vomit. Then do star-jumps until you are admitted to hospital. Enjoy the rest.
56. Write a Police Academy 11 script.
57. Invite everyone you know to your house for a party, but don't have one. Make sure it's a black tie affair.
58. Buy a monkey. Teach it to type out Hamlet or Romeo & Juliet. Get it to do a bit out of the movie, Gorillas in the Mist.
59. Read the Bible. That will cure you from being bored ever again.
60. As with the previous exercise, become a TV evangelist.
61. Start a cult.
62. Start a crime-spree.
63. Make up a plausible story so that you can blame Bill Gates for abandoning you, his long-lost illegitimate kid.
64. Form a band. ("The Potato Skins" or "The Skid Marks")
65. Tattoo yourself. Be creative.
66. Sleep for about a week. See how much energy you can pool doing this.
67. Catch a bus. Literally.
68. Create approximately 20 realistic aliases. Use them for evil purposes.
69. Write light bulb or Knock-Knock jokes.
70. Write a kid's joke book. Read other examples of it and you'll see you don't have to be funny.
71. Make your own sitcom. Again, it doesn't have to be all that funny. Make all the characters quirky beyond reality (Sue-Ellen, the psychopathic grave-digger/prostitute/programmer from hell who also happens to teach cooking).
72. Make up a card game.
73. If you're out of school, contact all of your previous teachers and tell them how beneficial/detrimental their influence was. Alternate between beneficial and detrimental.
74. Walk along any street and get every fourteenth person and hug them like they were your bestest friend. Continue along the street and keep doing this until you are finally arrested.
75. Find a shop and try your damnedest to get physically thrown out. If they just guide you out, go outside and wait five seconds before re-entering.
76. Sit outside a Quit Smoking clinic with a huge cigar in your mouth. Blow smoke rings at people who enter the building.
77. Set up a hotdog stand outside of the Weight Loss clinic.
78. If you're male, go into a female lingerie store and try on everything there. Then buy some and leave. Come back and say you need something for your girlfriend.
    If you're a female, go to a newsagency and buy about 28 copies of Playboy-like magazines. Ask the checkout person what their problem is.
79. Dress up like a flasher and walk about the streets. Then "flash" at people. Underneath the trenchcoat you should have a T-shirt with "Scared ya!" on it. Wear pants if you want to.
80. Put a doctor's surgery sign in front of your house. Or your neighbours.
81. Ring into the police about an anonymous tip of a convicted murderer/rapist/whatever-you-want. Say the person lives at your address (but don't tell them you live there). When the police come around, act normal but don't let them look in a certain cupboard or fridge. When they handcuff you and take you away, they'll realise that the only reason you wouldn't let them in is because it's messy.
82. Have insect gladiator fights. Name them. Have an illegal betting ring for them. Set up drug tests for all participants. Do the Roman Emperor thumbs up/thumbs down approach.
83. Put dry ice in the toilet when guests come around.
84. Experiment with: pure sodium, liquid nitrogen, nitroglycerine, and as many acids as you can.
85. Drink as much alcohol as you can until you pass out. Get a friend to record your blood-alcohol level. Try the next day to beat it. Have competitions amongst your friends.
86. Get your pet drunk or stoned.
87. For students, do the previous exercise to your teacher/s or fellow students.
88. Do weird things to your body and then go around shops as if everything is normal. Such alterations are: painting half your face with gold paint, shaving off all bodily hair, get a bone put through your nose, get different coloured contacts, shave the front half of your head, tie your shoelaces together, put bunny ears on, hang your genitalia out of your clothes, paint your teeth different colours ("Smile!"), tie string all around your head really tight or put fish hooks in your nose, ears or lip.
89. Fake your own attempted murder (i.e. someone tried to murder you). Go as gory as you can. Stagger about the house freaking all your friends/family/guests out. Especially good at other people's parties (because they have to clean up the mess).
90. Hold a party, at your teacher's or neighbour's house. Everyone's invited.
91. Create a new language and then speak it to friends. Pretend to be one of those "End of the World" people on street corners and speak loudly in your language. Corner people and ask them questions in your language and don't let them go until they answer them. If smart-arses decide to speak gibberish back, act as though they are mad or correct their grammar.
92. Teach your dog to dance/kill/make dinner.
93. Set up a Net Camera in your room and have fun. Or alternately, set one up in your friend's bathroom. Have even more fun.
94. Pretend you're a reporter and roam the street. Or a cop. Or a terrorist ("GET DOWN!"). Or a drunkard. Watch the people's reactions when you play your part out to the full.
95. Find a tall building and wait on a ledge. Threaten to jump. When they ask you to come down, make ridiculous requests. Make up a really odd story ("My pet goldfish doesn't love me anymore... I could handle my pet rock, but not Goldy..."). Drop eggs on the people down below. Drop watermelons to demonstrate how you'll land. Pretend to take a run-up. If no-one's nearby, dress up a clothes model and drop it off the edge and hear the panic down below.
96. Find your nearest movie studio and pretend to work there. Even pretend you're a fill-in for an actor. Or a stuntsman. Or the director. See if you can get on screen and boast to your friends.
97. Go to a golfing tournament and lie on the green. Wait until someone chases you out. Or if you get bored of lying there, chase people around, throwing golf balls and waving a golf club menacingly over your head.
98. Visit the old people's home. Find someone and convince them that you are their grandchild. Try to get inheritance.
99. Go to primary school again. Sit in a class like a normal student. Listen well and answer some questions. Get distraught when you realise that mum didn't pack any lunch for you. Bully kids or get bullied. Be the teacher's pet.
100. Try to think of a number 100 for Things to Do When You're Bored

HAVE FUN! :) PLEASE COMMENT!!!!!!

2 new dvd screeners

The.Simpsons.Movie.2007.DVDSCR.XViD-mVs
YES, ITS REAL! already a dvdscr of TSM and on an even better there is no copyright notace/black and white scence
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The.Simpsons.Movie.PROPER.TELESYNC.XViD-PUKKA

finally there is a good copy of highley anticipated film the simpsons movie, brought to us by the one and only PUKKA, you all probley know what the plot is so im just gonna cut down to details:
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audio - 8/10
movie - 9/10

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nfo: http://pastebin.ca/638037

Windows Vista Upgrading - Digg it or Bury it?

Everyone thinks the new Windows Vista is SO AWSOME because of its slick features, if you want vista buy a new computer - heck then you can stop reading now and go eat a doughnut (no im not american i just love doughnuts) Check out Bob's story : "Hi im bob and im telling u NOT to buy vista upgrade, this is my story. IT was June 2007 - I was pissed off at my crappy windows XP so i thought IM GONA GET VISTA! So i went down to pc world, asked the staff member about vista and they broke it down to a few simple packages, basic for well basic and ultimate for the ultimate experiance. So i thought im a computer geek i want it all I WANT ULTIMATE!!! So i check the price £250!!! I thought OH MY F**KIN GOD HOW F**KIN AWSOME!!!! I bought it went home and went to install it.... Now i've had to reinstall my anti-virus software because vista didnt like it, remove half of my programs AND my pc is still so slow! In the end i found out that you needed WAY MORE than just the upgrade package - New graphics card, new memory, new RAM, basiclly a whole new pc - i unistalled vista and checked the internet about vista seemed that the hidden costs where alot more than £250 - to upgrade my pc JUST TO REACH THE MININUM REQUIREMENTS - i needed £650! So i thought screw vista im stayin with XP until i have enough money for a new computer!" That was bobs story - Bob is fictional but the hidden costs and most of the story is trueso in the end its about £650 for vista and a upgraded PC whereas a new pc from dell would cost £2500 im not badmouthing vista just warning you of hidden costs and requirements - thats all folks!

LUKE'S RANTS :Why the wii is shit.

hello. Welcome to the easy comparison of wi being shit

Now, iF YOU HONESTLY UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING THAT THE OTHER REVIEWS SAY THEN GET OUT AND READ ONE OF THEM GEEK!.



CONCLUSION: The Nintendo wii has elements that make it a fantastic console, But those elements, unfortuantly,
are fire that is put out by the water that is shody graphics and the small range of games.
A choice Nintendo made was too include "classic" games that may have scored on the Nintendo ds but have failed to reach their expectations. What Nintendohave failed to see is that people did not spend £200 on a console to play mario cart racing. The games that did make a good impresion were call of duty 3 and RedSteel that you would have thought would have set an example for Nintendo.

The Wii was made for the element of being in control of the gme and being part of the game it self, i admit there is not many things that ar as fun as weilding a sword in one of your most favourite games, but once again Nintendo ruin that part of a good console by adding in Big Brain Academy. Basicaly a few tests that you could find on the internet accept that you get to do the tests using a wireless wii control.

Obviously Nintendo has taken the wrong approach to games, instead of having Halo they choose to have mario strikers football. And now bringing in the mario party 8, how much more fun could you have than using an expensive console to pretend you are realy shaking a cola can? -.- i would obviously choose to do that than smack the shit out of soem guys in virtua fighter 5. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! .

If i could be bothered i would giove a rant on why you wouldn't want to play super sonic. When i do write a review on that i will let you know, heres a taster :
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT? ITS BASICALY A GAME ABOUT A HEDGEHOG THAT RUNS VERY QUICK. NO NOT BASICALY, TAHT IS ACTUALLY THE STORY LINE. A FRICKEN HEDGEHOG AND THE SECRET RINGS. BY SECRET RINGS THEY MEAN RINGS THAT YOU SEE ALL THE BLOODY TIME THAT YOU HAVE TO COLLECT. SO LET ME GET THIS IN PERSPECTIVE : A HEDGEHOG BY THE NAME OF SONIC, THAT RUNS REALY QUICK OR "SUPER" QUICK TO COLLECT "SECRET" RINGS.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUN! I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY IT.
ESPECIALLY WITH MY NEW £200 CONSOLE THAT WASN'T A COMEPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY BUYING.

AND YOU PEOPLE WHO DID GET A WII, I WILL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ASKED

1) YES, YOU DID MAKE THE WRONG PURCHASE
2)YES. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED UP FOR A XBOX 360 AND/OR A PS3
3)JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE THE WRONG CHOICE AT GAMESTATION, TAHT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE WRITE TO GO AROUND LYING, SAYING THAT THE WII IS JUST AS MUCH FUN. BECAUSE THAT IS OBVIOUSLY THE TALK OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A PS3 OAND/OR XBOX 360.
4)ID YOU ARE SAYING "WELL IF THEY ARE SO BAD HOW COME LOADS OF PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM" THEN I WIL ANSWER , THE REASON PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM IS BECAUSE THEY ARTE THE CHEAPEST 3RD GENERATION CONSOLE (AND I USE THE WORDS "3RD GENERATION" VERY LIGHTLY AS I BELIEVE THIS IS BARELY 2ND GENERATION)AND TEH OTEHR REASON IS BECAUSE THEY LOOKED FUN. THEY DID NOT KNOW THAT AFTER THE RELEASE OF REDSTEEL AND CALL OF DUTY 3 TAHT NINTENDO WOULD SCREW THEM OVER .





HAVE A NICE DAY AND CHOOSE THE RIGHT CONSOLE. :)

live free or die hard R5 LINE xvid-PUKKA (aka die hard 4.0)

a very nice R5 of the latest die hard film, for those who dont know what R5 or LINE means il explain:

R5: an region 5 dvd rip, these sometimes lack quality compare to retail dvd rips but most of the time they dont

LINE: line audio is audio that has been recorded by useing a recording device hooked in to the cinema sound, even though it is hooked directly into the cinema sound it can still sound a bit off compared to retail dvd rip audio

movie plot: When a criminal plot is in place to take down the entire computer and technological structure that supports the economy of the United States (and the world), it’s up to a decidedly “old school” hero, police detective John McClane, to take down the conspiracy, aided by a young hacker.

samples:
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http://f.exoload.com/707/lf4.jpg

torrent: http://www.newtorrents.info/torrent/24332/Live.Free.or.Die.Hard.R5.LINE.XViD-PUKKA.html
NFO: http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/22630/2002034614116662652_rs.jpg
rapid share links(16):
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http://rapidshare.com/files/44819292/lfodhb.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/44818773/lfodhb.part8.rar
if people have audio sync problems with this release then PUKKA have you coverd aswell with a fix http://rapidshare.com/files/44837826/Live.Free.or.Die.Hard.R5.LINE.OPTIONAL.Sync.Fix-PUKKA.rar

E3 '07

Not many people will know what E3 actully is.... E3 is a massive gaming festival where many gaming companies come along and advertise new upcoming games AKA bungie was demoing Halo 3, so if you ever get a chance to go to this AMAZING event, then your in luck for an awsome festival!

Halo 3

Halo 3 the long awaited final halo game in this game you finish all the fights you started in halo 1 thats the e3 trailer of HALO 3!

Aliens Movie Review

IT'LL BLOW YOU THROUGH THE BACK WALL OF THE THEATRE!
Trailer followed by review.





DVD = 10/10
Special Features = 10/10
Film = 9/10

Nick's birthday today!

Its my birthday today, id thought id share that with the world, thats all

(bit random)

Pocket emo

Tom Clanceys Rainbow Six© Vegas

You may be in vegas, but you will not have time to play the slots in this game...

The 4th in the rainbow six series your still looking at an epic battle in vegas, dont worry if you destroy a 4 billion dollar casino... it will be fun! Spanning through 4 differant casinos just in vegas... but you may go to other places to.... All in all this game is an awsome classic with the exception of regenerating health.... So for a good tatical shooter this is the game for you!

General gameplay : 7/10
Graphics : 10/10
Difficulty : 6/10 (1=easy 10= impossible)
Online : 6/10
Downloadable content : 2/10

Platform : Xbox 360
Certificate : 16+ (But its basiclly 13+)

Alien Movie review

My first review! Under the microscope is the timeless classic Alien. Indeed in Space, no one can hear you scream! Trailer on youtube followed by a MySpace link:



Alien Movie Review

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DVD = 10/10
Special Features = 10/10
Film = 8/10

The Simpsons Movie soundtrack

id thought id post somthing for those true simpsons fans, if you like me you then you carnt wait to see the new movie then you may enjoy this, the soundtrack to the movie created by hanz zimmer. one of the tracks "spider-pig" seems to be a laugh, sorry no rapidshare/megashare links yet, but there is a torrent link

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track list

1. The Simpsons Theme (Orchestral Version) 1:27

2. Trapped Like Carrots 2:14

3. Doomsday Is Family Time 2:27

4. Release The Hounds 2:19

5. Clap For Alaska 1:55

6. What’s An Epiphany? 2:07

7. Thank You Boob Lady 2:45

8. You Doomed Us All… Again 5:52

9. …Lead, Not To Read 2:05

10.Why Does Everything I Whip Leave Me? 3:05

11.Bart’s Doodle 1:01

12.Worlds Fattest Fertilizer Salesman 5:05

13.His Big Fat Butt Could Shield Us All 1:46

14.Spider Pig 1:04

15.Recklessly Impulsive 5:27

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Artist: Hans Zimmer

Album: The Simpsons Movie

Label: Rhino

Genre: Soundtrack

Bitrate: 190 kbps avg

Source: CD (LP)

Playtime: 00:40:39 (58.8MB)

Rls date: 2007-07-21

Store date: 2007-07-24

Release name: Hans_Zimmer-The_Simpsons_Movie-OST-2007-SAW

torrent: http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3748472/Hans_Zimmer-The_Simpsons_Movie-OST-2007-SAW

rapidshare/megashares: none yet

Resident Evil 5 E3 trailer (trailer #2)

I'd thought il post the new RE5 trailer from E3 cuz im gessing theres gotta be some resi fans around here some where cuz i know me and jame r are so here it is:

notace at the end of the trailer it has a xbox 360 live logo meaning that it will have online multiplayer i believe, also notace in the fast action scence it looks like the main character has a S.T.A.R.S tatoe but i may be wrong

My intro

Hey all!

Since I joined the NCS team, I've felt like a bit of a spare wheel, so I've decided to start a movie and TV reviews section on this here blog. So, you guys can suggest movies if you want but I'm gonna start by reviewing some of my personal collection (and don't worry, it wont all be good!)

Gears Of War Review

Gears Of War is a si-fi 3rd person xbox 360 gameIt is made by epic games and has an 18 certificate - gore and frequant mature languageYou start in prison 14 days after the war broke out, you dont just fight against humans you fight against the locust - pretty stupid worms basiclly, NO these are f**king hardcore fighters!!! They fight with shotguns and assult rifles, they spawn other locusts oh yeah did i tell you? THEY CAN POP UP ANYWHERE! But dont worry you have 4 people with shotguns covering your ass and your best weapon... the assault rifle with a differance - it has a kickass chainsaw attached rev it up and hear the blood and screams splatter with your kickass surround sound, and your kickass HD TV has the blood splatter of dreams - its VERY detailed loverly. Basiclly if you want to have some fun slicing "grubs" bodies in half or blow a elite locusts head off with a shotgun then this is the game for you! And all you achivement junkies you have loads of achivements to gain offline and online talking of online it rocks - Snipers, shotguns, loads of differant maps, 4 differant game modes, and LOADS of achivements, so go buy this f**king amazing game!!!!

welcome one and all

welcome to the nicks cool stuff blog, on this blog me and the other moderators will be posting things like site news, movie reviews, game reviews, some book reviews, torrent links for new movies and tv shows which we like, and anything eles we can think of. so we hope you will enjoy this new section of the ncs webiste